I hate Periods.

They just fuck up everything.
For example, this morning, I woke up like 30 minutes late. Oh guess what?
You need to put under wear on and put a tampon in.
(I don’t normally wear underwear)
Oh fucking joy!
No.
Then, you have to make sure that you aren’t bleeding heavily.
Like did satan stick his tail up your vagina or did a chainsaw get stuck up there?
It fucking sucks.

Let me tell you what else sucks.
WHEN GIRLS ARE RENDERED USELESS BY IT.
“I can’t do anything because I have cramps.”
Shut the fuck up.
No.
Ball up.
Be tough.
You are literally a volcano of blood.
You can fuck shit up.
Ladies get shit done.
Men puss out.
Fucking be a woman about it.
Jesus.
We take dicks harder than cramps.
Ugh.

Now I’m horny as hell and I can’t do anything about it.

BUT HEY. AT LEAST I’M NOT PREGNANT.
FUCK YEA.

XOXO
-Shel